Avoidance Is My Superpower T-Shirt

Saving the world by dodging all responsibilities. This tee is for the queens of procrastination, denial, and emotional escape. Funny, real, and heroically unbothered.

🖐️ Hand-printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton Comfort Color t-shirt.
🚚 Packed and shipped to you within 3-5 days.
🎁 Grab two shirts for $40 + free shipping, because your friend is just as emotionally unstable as you are.